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Saturday 8 January 2011

Santa Banta Jokes : 5


Santa ne new mobile liya
To dosto ne mithai mangi
To santa bazar gaya or mobile bech k mithai laya


Teacher:Agar Electric Invent Nahi Hota To Kya Hota?
Student:Hume Candle Jala Kar T.V. Dekhna
padta.


Bnta: Teri biwi ko car chahiye thi, Tune use diamond ring kyu di?
Snta:Main nakli car kaha se lata?


Santa-Tum mere paise kab tak
lauta doge?

Banta-Mujse kyo poonChhte ho?
Me kya jyotishi hu!


Raste mai Gadha ja raha tha

Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.

Husband: Namaste sasurji

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