| Santa:Mujhe toh ankhe band karne par b dikhai deta hai Banta:Achha kya dikhta hai? Santa:Andera |
| Q:- If d Birth Date On Ur Birth Certificate Was Rubbed Off,Then What Wud B Ur Name? A:- Umar Gul |
| Pappu-black colour ka balb do. Dukandar-kaha lagana he? Pappu-dopahar ko andhera karke sona he |
| Konsi Jagah Hai? Waha Amir Se Amir Insan B Katori Le K Khada Rhta Hai ? ? Pani Puri wale k paas |
| Pappu: God,pls mak Delhi d capital of Kerala.. God: kisliye? Papu:kyonki mene exam me vaise likha he. |
Showing posts with label Sanata Banta. Show all posts
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Saturday, 8 January 2011
Santa Banta Jokes : 20
Santa Banta Jokes : 19
| Height of Sardarism.2 Sardars travelling in auto and fighting 4 seat near window. |
| How will a Sardar ask a lady doctor about her fees? "What is ur RATE madam?" |
| Santa:Who are happiest creatures on earth? . Banta: Elephants,unke daant hamesha bahr rhte |
| A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister |
| Banta:Oye,tu to Doctor k pas jane wala tha,kya hua? Santa:Yar kal jaunga, aaj tabiyat kharab hain |
Santa Banta Jokes : 18
| Bnt:Tum chuhay sath may Q rakhte ho? Snt:Jb biwi muze marne ate hy,to chuhe dekhke darte hy esliy |
| Sardar at bus stop 1 Man came by bike & asked: U want lift? Sardar: No, my house is in ground floor. |
| Father: Pados k ladki ko dekh wo exam me 1st aayi he! Santa:Usko hi dekha tabhi to fail hua hu. |
| Santa:Haircutting Kitne K? Barber:30 Rs Santa:Shaving K? Barber:10 Rs Santa:Ok. Shave My Head. |
| Banta-Roj mere SAPNE me 1 Ladka Scoter le k aate he,aaj nahi aaya Santa-Scoter punchar ho Gya Hoga! |
Santa Banta Jokes : 17
| [hieght of kanjoosi] Ek Aadmi Itna Kanjus Tha Ki..?? Apne Honymoon Par Bhi AKELA hi gaya |
| Boy-tumhari sandal bahut aachi hai. Girl-utaru kya?. Boy-shit kapade bolne chahiye they |
| Santa- Main kabi bhi shadi nai karunga. Aur... Aur Aur Aur apne baccho ko bhi ye salah dunga |
| Student to techar Stu-miss aap murgi ho kya miss-kyo stu-aap test me hamesha anda deti ho. |
| Batao WIFE, BIWI Aur PATNI Main Kya Farak Hota Hai? ? Koi Farak Nai Dono Ek Hi Bala Ka Nam Hain |
Santa Banta Jokes : 16
| 1 chhoti si bachhi jisne abhi KG class pass ki hai,koun sa gana gayegi? Socho socho KG kiya re |
| Santa:Main aur meri grlfrnd shaadi kar rahe h. Banta:Wow,Kab? Santa:Meri 2 Dec ko, uski 10 ko. |
| Interviewer:Wat Did U Do B4? Santa:I Was In Army. Int:How Long Were U In Army? S:5ft 1 inch |
| Tchr:batao"A"k bad kya aata hai? Santa kafi der sochne k bad bola. "kya bolti tu...! |
| BV(Gusse me): tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho |
Santa Banta Jokes : 15
| Shyam: Tum mere paise kab tak lauta doge? Karjdar:Mujse kyo pu6te ho?Me kya jyotishi hu? |
| Santa-Ur son is poor in studies Banta ; Why? Santa;-My son failed after copying ur sons paper!! |
| boy:18year ka hu aur tum girl:me bhi 18year ki hu boy:toh chale girl: kaha? vote dalne.. ha ha ha |
| Doctor muze Bachapan se Me kaha hota hu Muze pata nhi chalta Dr-Kb hota he aisa? Snta-Sone k baad |
| Santa Gangubai ke ghar- Gangubai: Kaun? Santa: Main Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa:Tu Gangubai |
Santa Banta Jokes : 14
| Santa: Kitna Padhe Ho? Banta: B.A Santa: Saala do Akshar padha,woh b ulta? |
| Tcher: If u buy an item @2.75 & sell it @8.25 its loss/profit ? Srdar: Profit in Rs & loss in paise |
| Q: Why did Santa take pregnant Lajjo to Pizzahut? A- FOR FREE DELIVERY! |
| Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman |
| What is cofidence? A 99 years woman buy a liftime card! |
Santa Banta Jokes : 13
| Sardar was writing his father's name on a 100 Watt bulb. Why? Father ka naam roshan kar raha tha! |
| 3ways 2break a miror: 1.Drop a miror 2.Thro a stone 2miror 3.U go infront of d miror& ..JUST SMILE! |
| Srdar: ek indian flag dena Shpkeepr: ye lo Srdar: koi alag rang me dikhao! |
| Aapko 1 Word Bhejta Hu Jise Aap Aage Se Padho Ya Picche Se Aapko Apna Hi Naam Dikhai Dega ULLU |
| Q:Wat's d similarity btwn Marriage n 11:59pm? A: dono k baad 12 bajte hai n din badal jate hai |
Santa Banta Jokes : 12
| Murga-Murgi Ki Love Story Murga-I Love u Murgi-Tm Mere Liye Kia Kr Skte Ho Murga-Kuch Bhi Murgi-Chalo fir 1 Anda De k Dikha |
| A B.tech Student In a campus interview: How does an electric motor run? Stud: dhuurrrrrr Intrvwr shouts: STOP IT. Stud: dhurr dhp dp dup dup |
| Senior ragging d junior Senior: After ur mariage I wil kiss ur wife. Junior: Ok. No problem.I wan 2 marry ur sister |
| Wife: 'I am Beautiful', which tense is this? Husband : past tense |
| Santa:MujeTera ATM ka Pasword Pata He Banta:Kya He? Santa:**** Banta:Galat Hai! Mera PasWrd He 0533 |
Santa Banta Jokes : 11
| Pappu-Tm Kitne saal se Jalebi Bna Rhe Ho Halwai- 30 Saal Se Pappu-Pr Aaj Tak Sidhi Nahi Bana Sake |
| A-Kya Soch Rhe Ho B-STAR PLUS walo Ko Kese Pta Chala A-Kya B-Ap Dekh Rahe H Star Plus |
| Santa-Koi kpda dikao Dukandar- PLAIN m dikhau? Santa- PLANE me jane ki kya jarurat hai yhi dikhao |
| A Man Give Ad In NewsPaper: "Patni Chahiye.." Next Day He got may Replies Come As: "Meri Le Ja!" |
| Boss:Wher were u born? Bola:India Boss:wich part? Bola:Wat'wich part'?Whole body was born in india |
Santa Banta Jokes : 10
| Jailor-tume subah 5 baje fasi milegi Santa-ha ha ha Jailor-kyu hase? snta-me uthta hi 9 baje hu |
| 1 BASIC Diff. B/w BOYS & GIRLS- BOYS Gives, Gives, Gives & 4gives GIRLS Gets, Gets, Gets & 4gets |
| Son-papa apki shadi ho gyi Dad-Ha S-kisse b-bewkuf teri ma se s-kya bat h papa ghar me hi seting |
| Dr:apki KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki H Snt:Sale Jhuthe Meri KIDNY Kabi Exam dene Nhi Gyi To Fir Fail kese hue |
| Teachar- Jo sun na sake use kya kahenge? Santa- Use kutta, Kamina kuch b keh do, Wo thodi sunega! |
Santa Banta Jokes : 9
| Sn:Mere biwi muze bahut marte hay Bn:to police me complain kar Sn:O khud POLICE INSPECTOR hay! |
| Y Sardar keep d door open while bathing? He was afraid that some1 might watch him from d keyhole! |
| Taj mahal dekh kar Bola Shahjahan ka pota socha Apna b Bank Balance Hota Agar apna dada Aashiq na hota.. |
| Sardr In a Bus. Suddnly driver Put break. Srdr fell on a GIRL Grl:U Idiot! Wat rU doing? Srdr:MBA |
| Biwi- oye ji utho raat k 2 baje h Pati- kyon uthaya mujhe Biwi-Aap nind ki Goli lena bhul gye the !! |
Santa Banta Jokes : 8
| Santa-Mujhe to aankhe band karne par b dikhayi deta hai Banta-Acha! Kya dikhta hai? Santa-Andhera! |
| Teacher-What Is Cyclone? Santa Again At His Best. It Is the Loan Given To Purchase a cycl |
| Sam(worker):y do u recruit only married men? Boss:they like to spend more time in Office dan home..! |
| Banta 2 Santa-Oye Yeh Sent Msg Kya Hota Hai Santa-Jis Msg Mein Khushbo Ho Use Sent Msg Kehte Hai |
| Teachr: Why r U Late? Tutu: I was obeying Road Sign! Teachr: What Sign? Ttu: SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW! |
Santa Banta Jokes : 7
| ladkiwale-hame aisa ladka chaiye jo kuch khata pita nahi ho. pandit-aisa ladka to ICU me milenga |
| Kid: Aunty Mummy ne chini mangi h,Anty Acha or kyakha,kid Agar vo kmini naDe to Pinki Auntyse LeAana |
| When Santa was in a bar, his mobile phone rang. Then Santa:"Hello, how did u know I was here.? |
| Tortoise & rabbit applied for BE But only tortoise got seat. Why ? . . . . . Sports Quota ! |
| Girl:Meri ek ek saans pe Ladke marte hai! Boy:Achhi wali toth pst istmal kar,phir aisa nahiHoga |
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