Just for Laugh

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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How to create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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Why Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess

Guess

Guess

Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes?

On mango trees? NO…….At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kahan?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

Just for Laugh

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
 
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
 
Junior : no!
 
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
 
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
 
Boss: no!
 
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D

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girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
 
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent) :D
 
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Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
 
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
 
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
 
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking
 
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Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!
 
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Then OK
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
WB President:Then OK.
This is BUSINESS :) :P

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
 
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
 
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
 
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
 
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible.

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Interviewer to Idiot:
 
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
 
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
 
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Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,
will u marry me?
 
Girl : No
 
A week later she was his mother!
 
Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)

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Boy was sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".
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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)
 
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2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
 
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
 
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
 
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
 
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
 
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
 
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D
 
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Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?
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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D

Save Girls

Funny but True : Population of states in India

As received via mail

Modern Yamraj

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Jokes from the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands...

Before engagement:Batman After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders even when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &  another  one ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it.

Prospective husband at a Book Store: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Funny SMS's

Wat Is D Difference Between Marriage & A PacK Of Cigarettes ? Both r Injurious In A Way. Bt Cigarettes At LeasT Comes With A Warning !

What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other

Teacher-Tum Class Main Topi Kyu Pehan Kar Aate Ho? GOLU-Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ke Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha Hai

baap bete se- tum shadi kab karoge beta- mai to shadi new year pe krunga baap- q beta- kya pta new year offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye

Agar Aap Khain Ja Rahe Ho Or "KALI BILLI" Aap K Aage Se Guzar jaye To iska Matlab hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "KALI BILLI"bhi Khain Ja Rahi hai

SANTA Ne A.C Lagwaya BANTA : Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He SANTA : Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya he, Garam Hwa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai

Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours.. But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments.. And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!!

Prof: Define Seminar...? Stud: Seminar is defined as process in wich 1 person spoils his sleep for 1 night in an effort to mak othrs sleep

Boy:I Love U Girl:Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya Boy:Oh ho..Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Mangna Bhi Shuru.

70% girls sundr 75% swt 85% shrarti 90% cute 100% lovly hoti hai so girls 70+75+85+90+100=420 hoti hai fir b,boys r latto on girls

Scientifical Jokes

1. All electrons were having a party but protons attacked them.

A hero comes and saves them.

All electrons ask him "Who are you?"

He Says

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"My name is BOND .... COVALENT BOND"

2. Once all the scientists die and go to

heaven............ They decide

to play hide-n-seek.........Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has

the den...........He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start

searching.....

Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........

Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of

Einstein...........

Einstein's counting

1,2,3......97,98,99.....100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton

standing in front........

Einstein says "newton's out..newton's....out....."

Newton denies and says i am not out........

He claims that he is not Newton ......

All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton

.............

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That

makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter

squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!

3.Once 'Constant' and e^x ( e raised to x) were walking down the

road.

Suddenly 'Constant' screamed and said:

"I m going bcoz 'Differential' is coming and if he sees me he will

eliminate me."

But e^x stands firm in front of ' Differential' and says:

"U can't do anything with me. I m e^x and will always be e^x."

'Differential starts laughing??..

Why??

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Socho ...............

Socho ...............

Differential says: " I m not d/dx, I m d/dy."

:-)