Just for Laugh

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
 
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
 
Junior : no!
 
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
 
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
 
Boss: no!
 
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D

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girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
 
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent) :D
 
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Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
 
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
 
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
 
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking
 
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Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!
 
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Then OK
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
WB President:Then OK.
This is BUSINESS :) :P

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
 
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
 
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
 
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
 
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible.

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Interviewer to Idiot:
 
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
 
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
 
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Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,
will u marry me?
 
Girl : No
 
A week later she was his mother!
 
Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)

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Boy was sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".
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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)
 
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2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
 
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
 
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
 
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
 
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
 
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
 
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D
 
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Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?
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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D

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