Just for Laugh

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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How to create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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Why Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess

Guess

Guess

Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes?

On mango trees? NO…….At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kahan?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

Just for Laugh

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
 
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
 
Junior : no!
 
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
 
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
 
Boss: no!
 
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D

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girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
 
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent) :D
 
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Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
 
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
 
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
 
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking
 
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Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!
 
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Then OK
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
WB President:Then OK.
This is BUSINESS :) :P

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
 
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
 
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
 
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
 
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible.

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Interviewer to Idiot:
 
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
 
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
 
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Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,
will u marry me?
 
Girl : No
 
A week later she was his mother!
 
Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)

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Boy was sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".
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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)
 
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2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
 
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
 
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
 
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
 
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
 
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
 
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D
 
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Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?
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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D

Some Magic Time with Microsoft Windows

Magic  #1
An Indian found that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on
the Computer which can be named as "CON". This is
something funny and inexplicable? At Microsoft the whole
Team, couldn't answer why this happened!
TRY IT NOW, IT WILL NOT CREATE A "CON"
FOLDER

Magic #2
Did you know that a flight number from one of the planes that hit one
of the two WTC towers on 9/11 was Q33N. In Notepad / WordPad or MS
Word, type that flight number i.e. Q33N. Increase the font size to 72.
Change the font to Wingdings. ..... u will be amazed by the
findings!!!.......................

MAGIC #3
For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the
quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it?

Noticed the weird bug?
No one can explain!

MAGIC #4
Again this is something funny and can't be explained?
At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates,
couldn't answer why this happened!

It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out
yourself?

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER
And see the result

The Amazing Human Minds

I cdnuolt  blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdenieg. The phaonemneal  pweor of the hmuan mnid Aodccrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,  it dnsoe't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny  iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The  rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs  is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod  as a wlohe. Azmanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuoht slpeling was ipmorantt!