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Saturday, 8 January 2011

Santa Banta Jokes : 18


Bnt:Tum chuhay sath may Q rakhte ho?

Snt:Jb biwi muze marne ate hy,to chuhe dekhke darte hy esliy


Sardar at bus stop
1 Man came by bike & asked: U want lift?
Sardar: No, my house is in ground floor.


Father: Pados k ladki ko dekh wo exam me 1st aayi he!
Santa:Usko hi dekha tabhi to fail hua hu.


Santa:Haircutting Kitne K?
Barber:30 Rs
Santa:Shaving K?
Barber:10 Rs
Santa:Ok. Shave My Head.


Banta-Roj mere SAPNE me
1 Ladka Scoter le k aate he,aaj nahi aaya
Santa-Scoter punchar ho Gya Hoga!

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