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Saturday 8 January 2011

Santa Banta Jokes : 1


Santa-Yaar"Meri Door Ki Nazar Kharab He,Chashma Lena Padega.
Banta-Wo Kya Chamak Raha Hai?
Santa-Suraj.
Banta-Sale Aur Kitne Dur Dekhega!


Sanat: raste k dono taraf ped kyu hote he?
Banta: pollution kam krne k liye.
Santa: galat, agar ped raste me hote to gaadiya kaise jayengi..


Pappu-Tere kitne Bachche hai?
Tappu-18
Pappu-Itne Sare?
Tappu-apne sasurji se vada kiya tha ki unki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga.


GABBAR-aj maine Basanti ko nahate hue dekha.
VIRU-kutte kamine mai tera khoon pi jaunga.
GABBAR-kamine mai naha raha tha,Basanti ja rahi thi


Santa-Tum chinese jaisi kyu lagti ho?
.
Girl-Mere dad Chinese h
.
Santa-Wo kaha h
.
G-Wo mar gaye
.
S-Ha barabr china ka maal chalega b ktna

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