Latest News Updates

Latest News    

Saturday, 8 January 2011

Santa Banta Jokes : 3


Doctor: Aapka weight kitna he

Santa: Chashme ke sath 75 kg

Doctor: Or bina chashme ke...

Santa: Wo mujhe nahi dikhta…


Santa: "I LOVE YOU "means kya hota hai?




Girl:main tumse pyar krti hu.




Santa: ek sawaal kya pucha.
Tumhe to pyar hi ho gaya.


Santa:
"I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years.


Friend:
Then what happened?




Santa:Nothing,
she married the postman.


Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle

Wife:How do we escape if a lion comes now?

Sardar:Oye easy yaar put on left indicator and turn right


Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle

Wife:How do we escape if a lion comes now?

Sardar:Oye easy yaar put on left indicator and turn right

People who read this post also read :



0 comments:

Post a Comment