| Santa-yaar mai bahut pareshan hu Banta-kyu kya hua Santa-yaar subah se koi hame 'Battery Low'k naam se misscall de raha hai. |
| patni:tumhe mujme sbse accha kya lgta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi? pati:muje to teri ye mazak krne ki aadat acchi lgti hai |
| Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai |
| Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye Mom: Papa outstation gaye h, wo aayenge toh unse baat karte h. Kid: Mummy, tum unhe surprise Q nahi deti?? |
| Pati:phone mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nhi hu patni:phone utha k boli wo ghar pe he Pt:maine mna kiya tha phir b pn:ji wo mere liye |
Saturday 8 January 2011
Santa Banta Jokes : 2
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