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Saturday, 8 January 2011

Santa Banta Jokes : 2


Santa-yaar mai bahut pareshan hu

Banta-kyu kya hua

Santa-yaar subah se koi hame

'Battery Low'k naam se misscall de raha hai.


patni:tumhe mujme sbse accha kya lgta hai meri beauty ya meri akalmandi?
pati:muje to teri ye mazak krne ki aadat acchi lgti hai


Ek Ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki awaz ati
Kisi ne Pucha kya baat hai
Pati:meri BV mujhe Jute se marti hai
lag jaye to wo Hasti hai Na lage to mai


Kid: Mummy, mujhe bhai chahiye

Mom: Papa outstation gaye h, wo aayenge toh unse baat karte h.

Kid: Mummy, tum unhe surprise Q nahi deti??


Pati:phone mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nhi hu
patni:phone utha k boli wo ghar pe he
Pt:maine mna kiya tha phir b
pn:ji wo mere liye

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