Jokes from the Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Husbands...

Before engagement:Batman After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman

A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders even when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.

Man receives telegram: Wife dead - should be buried or Cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying &  another  one ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your Life!

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second Woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the Same offence.

Lady to her maid: Oh Kanta, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kanta : I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

There is only one perfect child in the world and every Mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every Neighbour has it.

Prospective husband at a Book Store: Do you have a book called "Man, The Master of Women"? Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

People who read this post also read :