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Thursday 15 December 2011

How to Open Online Term Deposit Account in SBI

If you are having an account in State bank of India (SBI) and also having basic Computer knowledge and Internet browsing skills then here is the procedure on how to open Term Deposit account online.

SBI is providing Online banking facility to all its customers free of cost. There are many advantages of having online banking account. The most important one is you don’t have to visit your branch and stand in the long queues waiting for your turn. So having online account will save a lot of time. There are many more features like transferring amount form one account to another, online ticket booking, online shopping etc. Just visit your branch to get registered for online banking services.

One nice feature provided by SBI is giving the freedom to the user to open online Term Deposit account free of cost. Online term deposit is known as e-TDR/e-STDR. The difference between e-TDR and e-STDR is, In e-STDR the interest will be paid on maturity and also the minumum tenure is 180 days and the maximum tenure is 10 years. In e-TDR the interest will be paid at regular intervals based on customer choice. The minimum tenure for e-TDR is 7 days and max tenure is 10 years. For both e-TDR and e-STDR the minumum amount for deposit is Rs.1000/-

Now here is the procedure for opening online e-TDR/e-STDR account.

    Login with your user name and password. Go to Requests tab.
    Before directly opening online e-TDR/e-STDR, just enquire about the maturity value by clicking on Enquiry tab for knowing the exact interest for a particular amount with out opening e-TDR/e-STDR account.
    You are in Requests tab, and click on open e-TDR/e-STDR online.
    Follow the wizard. After opening the account download the pdf which serves as your online receipt.

That’s it.

After the maturity the interest will be credited back to the funding account. You can cancel your e-TDR/e-STDR account and the amount will be get credited back to your SBI account.

If you want to know SBI Fixed Deposit interest rates then visit SBI Interest Rates on FD.

Imagine if you don’t have online account you have to visit your nearest branch two times. First time to open your account and second time on the maturity date to collect your money. Having online account will save a lot of time. Hope you will use this feature.

source : nareshbharat

Wednesday 14 December 2011

Top 10 the most beautiful animal hunts

Just for Laugh

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E-End of

T-thinking

C-capacity.

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How to create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"

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GAME OVER.!

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When do you knw ur in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

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Wht is the Diff b/w

Young Age & Old Age?

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Simple..

In Young Age

Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age

Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

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"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

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Why Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three, 44 as FortyFour, 55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?

Doubt By last bench association...

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What is the diff.between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"andEvery word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

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What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?

Guess

Guess

Guess

Guess

"FOOLAN DEVI..

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Why does d bride & groom xchange garlands at d time of wedding.....

B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...........

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What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ?

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100% Attendence... :-P

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QUES - Where can u see mangoes?

On mango trees? NO…….At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kahan?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

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Teacher: What Is The Differnce HIMAMI

&

SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,

SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend

“U r my Best Friend”

But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife

“U r my Best Wife?”

Wednesday 7 December 2011

Just for Laugh

A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !..........
 
Boss shouted : do you know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
 
Junior : no!
 
Boss: I'm the boss of this office.
 
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you're talking to?
 
Boss: no!
 
Junior: Thank God. (and disconnected da phone)..... :D

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girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)
 
girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)
 
girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell !
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(message sent) :D
 
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Interviewer Asked Candidate:
"How Many Senses Does A Man Have ... ?"
 
Candidate Replied: "5 Sir!!"
 
Interviewer: "Sorry Kid, There Is A 6th Sense Also & That's Common Sense..
Which You Don't Seem To Have. . ."
 
Candidate: "Sir, There Is 7th Sense
Also...
That's Non-Sense Which You Are Talking
 
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Soul 1: How did you die?
Soul 2: Due to cold, you?
Soul 1: I doubted my wife with a man and searched my house, found none, felt guilty and committed suicide...
Soul 2: hahaha!! I was in the fridge..!!!
 
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Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Then OK
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Then OK
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.
President:No
Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
WB President:Then OK.
This is BUSINESS :) :P

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A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a Girl :
 
After 1 year of tough life with her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his Father-in-law :
 
"YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT ACCORDING TO MY REQUIREMENTS"
 
The smart Father-in-law Replied :
 
1 year Warranty expired !
Company is not Responsible.

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Interviewer to Idiot:
 
Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor and it caught fire,
how will you escape?
 
Idiot: It's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
 
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Guy : My Dad is a Millionaire and 93 yrs old,
he will die soon and i will be rich,
will u marry me?
 
Girl : No
 
A week later she was his mother!
 
Moral : Never give ideas to a Woman. :) ;)

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Boy was sleeping in class.
His head was going down and down due to sleep.
Teacher comes and asks "what is this?".
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Boy : "Gravitational Force"! :)
 
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2 frds talking:
Hey, I got married!
 
Oh,dat gud!
No,dats bad. she’s ugly!
 
Oh,dats Bad!
No.dats Gud. She’s rich!
 
Oh! Dats gud!
No,dats bad ! she won’t give me a rupee!
 
Oh, dats bad!
No,dats Gud! She bought me a big house!
 
Oh.dats gud.
No.dats bad! The house burnt down!
 
Oh,dats bad!.
No, dats gud! She was inside......:P :D
 
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Interviewr: if the earth Rotates 30 times faster wat'll happen...?
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Candidate : V'll get Salary everyday. :D