| Wat Is D Difference Between Marriage & A PacK Of Cigarettes ? Both r Injurious In A Way. Bt Cigarettes At LeasT Comes With A Warning ! |
| What would happen if women ruled the world? There would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other |
| Teacher-Tum Class Main Topi Kyu Pehan Kar Aate Ho? GOLU-Taaki Kisi ko Pata na Chale Ke Mere Dimagh Me Kya Chal Raha Hai |
| baap bete se- tum shadi kab karoge beta- mai to shadi new year pe krunga baap- q beta- kya pta new year offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye |
| Agar Aap Khain Ja Rahe Ho Or "KALI BILLI" Aap K Aage Se Guzar jaye To iska Matlab hai? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "KALI BILLI"bhi Khain Ja Rahi hai |
| SANTA Ne A.C Lagwaya BANTA : Apko To Sardi Bahut Lagti He SANTA : Oye Mene Ulta Lgwaya he, Garam Hwa Andar Or Thandi Hawa Bahar Jati Hai |
| Every Students Gets Opporunity 2 sleep in Class hours.. But Sum Miss those Beautiful Moments.. And those Idiots r known as Toppers.!! |
| Prof: Define Seminar...? Stud: Seminar is defined as process in wich 1 person spoils his sleep for 1 night in an effort to mak othrs sleep |
| Boy:I Love U Girl:Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya Boy:Oh ho..Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Mangna Bhi Shuru. |
| 70% girls sundr 75% swt 85% shrarti 90% cute 100% lovly hoti hai so girls 70+75+85+90+100=420 hoti hai fir b,boys r latto on girls |
Wednesday 5 January 2011
Funny SMS's
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